Category Archives: Dungeons And Dragons

The rain makes the water grow

Sneak peak into our monster mamma jam.

In Velkynvelve

Part I In Velkynvelve, where spiders dwell, And darkness seems innate, The hearts of men and women swell with fear that sours to hate, Four comrades slumber restless, They are not of this place. Pursuing glory, gold or God, Down paths un-trod they pace. A foot at the door, The Druid saw “Ah, a dream”, he thought, But charcoal skin dream’t Duma not As a Read More →

Tales from the Front

Dnd backgrounds Grak grumbled to himself, displeased with his drawing of the short cactus needle for the third time in a row. Stuck with sentry duty after another glorious day of raiding was not something any orc wished for himself, especially with the feasting going on in the distant firelight behind him. Nonetheless he took his work seriously. Camped a hundred yards out amongst the Read More →

Zastri’s backstory draft #2

My family works for one of the local Oligarchs digging for precious metals, mostly gold. We were never well off and I lived with my widowed grandmother, my mother, and my father in a small dwelling on the outskirts of town. Well, I did until my parents died in a tunnel collapse. From then on it was just me and my grandmother until I was Read More →


“When will you be back?” said the spore. “Soon enough, son. Its just one more job for the Drow, a simple grab and go slave trade” “Why do you help the Drow take so many slaves dad?” “We have to, otherwise we don’t get to live the way we do. Would you like to wake up each day and worry about the Drow, the Duergar Read More →


UPON FOLLOWING OUR GOOD FELLOW FRIEND JAM (rumoured to be played by Angus Kerr) we sneakily avoided all followers (assumed by Asbjorn) to the caves leading down to the good ol family friendly Underdark! Asbjorn proceeded to speak complete tripe to two independent contractor Ogres backed by trusty lil’ Yotty, the party then continued on, avoiding the Ogres completely. JAM the cunt, led us into Read More →

Chapter 9

Chapter Nine (or, shit i should have done ages ago) We snuck about the town searching for help. First we saw the REVEREND painbearer who flipped the religion of YOTTY and ASBJO on its head, shattering some close held beliefs by revealing the real reason behing Deep’s construction and continuous burrowing nature THE ANCIENT STONE THIEF. We then swapped our relic for his TP scroll Read More →